I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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