Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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