He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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