Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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