Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He felt like a one man threesome
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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