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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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