i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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