you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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