: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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