real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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