Don't you send me to vm
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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