Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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