i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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