Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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