The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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