We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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