belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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