last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
The adults are the big ones right?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
