btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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