his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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