I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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