I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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