a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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