I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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