I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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