THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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