Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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