I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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