Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
