never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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