I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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