My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
