READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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