I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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