Your tits are I can't wait for
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
they're like a gay fantastic four
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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