I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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