OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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