do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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