all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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