...so i touched it.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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