Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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