Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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