I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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