Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize
