she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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