Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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