I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
