Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This is the high leading the old right now
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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