I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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