doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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