new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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